Weapons Of Ass Destruction 7
Weapons Of Ass Destruction 7
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Review Date: 9/20/13
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Weapons of Ass Destruction 7
Genre: Gonzo, Anal
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Cast: Asa Akira, Jules Jordan, Chris Strokes, Ashley Fires, John Strong, Will Powers, Scott Lyons, Bill Bailey, Eric John, Cody Sky, Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova, James Deen, Lily Labeau, Skin Diamond
Length: 182:25 minutes
Date of Production: 8/29/2013
Extras: The extras were kind of generic, the 12:15 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex (Jules joking with Asa to do the “Elegant Angel dance” before more sex footage was included, other clips offering mostly more sex), the trailers, the photogallery, the usual pop shot recap; all welcome additions as extras.
Audio/Video Quality: Weapons of Ass Destruction 7 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director for . looked good, thanks to some fluid camera work (though some of it was not as good; primarily when Jules was on camera), tight editing, and an emphasis on getting the ladies shot in their slutty best on video. The tease could have been longer in most cases and the mopes should have been upgraded substantially, but the visual technical aspects were as good as ever, a company watermark seen in the lower right hand corner of the screen. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.
Body of Review: is best known as a gonzo porn director founding , everyone acknowledging his long held dominance of the gonzo field. Today, he released Weapons of Ass Destruction 7, an anal extravaganza of hardcore ass plowing pushing limits more than anything else the director has done of late. Given that the movie was on just a single disc and it has been five years since the last chapter of the ongoing anal exploitation series, I admit that I set the bar mighty high going into this one, my appreciation for so much of Jules’ works of the past tempered by the reduction in scope of what has long been considered a flagship series until I saw the female casting that included Ashley Fires, Skin Diamond, Asa Akira, Lily Labeau, Zoey Monroe, and Gabriella Paltrova providing some very heated work. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
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Scene One: Asa Akira, the top Asian performer seen on the lower left corner on the front cover, was up first in her sexy black animal print lingerie, teasing throughout the house before landing on a large bed in front of Jules Jordan and Chris Strokes. Asa was lean and her ripe rump ready for reaming, Jules encouraging her to give her “Elegant Angel” tease dance by the window before following her to the bedroom. She masturbated as they sat in chairs by the edge of the bed, the gal moving over to Jules first to blow him before Chris was taken care of, from that point on it became a blur as the trio of bodies worked together to give a truly active experience that included all the usual tricks such as oral, vaginal, anal, and DP, Asa never shying away from taste testing or worshiping their peckers like a goddess in heat. She had just a wisp of pubic hair and provided superior eye contact throughout the scene, her vocals limited to loud moans and a few key words (like “fuck, fuck, fuck”), the guys nutting their genetic juice all over her face as she rubbed her pussy.
Scene Two: Ashley Fires, the talented blond hotty seen on the lower right hand corner in black lingerie, was up next in a gangbang that was not some knob slob-only spectacle but a full blown (pardon the pun) experience where she was made air tight by the likes of John Strong, Will Powers, Scott Lyons, Bill Bailey, Eric John, and Cody Sky. Ashley slithered around on the floor in expressive style, her smile and passion shining through as she exchanged some limited verbal banter with the director about being horny for her first gangbang. Her ass was wonderfully juicy and her tighten shaven slit (almost bald) already moist when her panties were peeled off her frame, the gal warming up aggressively by blowing the men one at a time, some hand to gland combat included as they fingered and caressed her. Some of the dicks rubbed together (for the squeamish, I point that out) such as when she took two in her mouth at the same time, a few abrupt edits standing out but Jules covering by asking her if she was “back for more”. Ashley loved a cock in her mouth, pussy, and ass at the same time, the overall quality of the men questionable but Ashley making it work all the same. It ended when she took facials of population pudding, anal creampies of baby batter, and then slurped up the remaining semen before fingering herself to yet another orgasm.
Scene Three: Zoey Monroe, the gorgeous young babe seen on the upper right corner of the cover, and her brunette partner Gabriella Paltrova, were then up servicing James Deen as he pushed their limits a little with some rough sex tricks. The youthful looking ladies posed in schoolgirl outfits and were as alluring as ever, both of them having gained solid reputations for hardcore sexual antics already as they played in the bathroom together. James walked in to guide them into darker endeavors, fingering them and pushing them into each other’s asses to rim their friend with himself choking them a time or two. He gobbled gash more than some of the other guys and spanked them with his belt but the ladies went to town sharing his cock orally and then in their holes as he saw fit to aggressively ride the guy. I liked how the ladies kept such great eye contact and worked together in unison to serve the man, swapping places to give him ample choices to fuck and enjoying it all the same. There was anal gaping and lots of taste testing too, the chemistry of the trio well done as it ended with the ladies kneeling side by side on the floor to get his spunk jerked off all over their mugs (even displaying a slow motion recap).
Scene Four: Lily Labeau, the sleek blond seen on the middle of the left side of the cover in a skintight black fetish outfit, then took on both Bill Bailey and Cody Sky, a guy that looks like he could be Bill’s brother. The black and white photography used to open the scene was moody but it soon gave way to the superior resolution of color, the black body suit clinging to Lily’s every curve. The guys waited for her on the nearby couch, pawing her from both sides when she sat between them and their hands roamed around her lean form to warm her up further. They kissed and caressed before unzipping the attire to lick her neatly trimmed pussy and suck on her all natural tits, her own skillful oral getting them hard as diamonds as she smiled toward the camera with a knowing look, her pussy drilled first before some blue anal beads of large size were stuffed into her ass (and then mouth). Another toy was used for a technical DP but the guys went to using the real deal soon enough, Lily moaning as she encouraged them to fill her as deeply as possible by rocking back and forth on their rods. A little more penetrative sex in both holes led to the guys moving to each side of her face to launch their splooge, Lily licking up some of the semen as she maintained her eye contact with them.
Scene Five: Skin Diamond, the exotic black gal featured on the upper left corner of the cover, was then up in what appeared to be an anal grudge fuck of sorts with Jules Jordan, the tease somewhat limited but the pounding penetrative sex showing she was every bit a match for the popular director. The tease was done in black and white again, the mood established only to be broken when she crawled over to Jules in full color, the camera work seemingly weaker than the other scenes (whoever took the camera this time did not live up to Jules’ level of work). Her ass in the air was a nice distracter though, the gal soon swallowing Jules’ cock readily, his kisses encouraging her to excite him further s his hands roamed her body, her hand jerking him off as her respiration rate elevated. Skin then ground her ass into his turgid pecker and he started boning her like he owned her, more oral by both of them leading them to the beige love seat where her pussy and ass were given a lot of loving by the guy with his dick porking her soundly. Skin was an active rider when she was on top of him too, her shaven beaver and tight ass glistening with her sweat and juices. The scene ended when he held her face as she looked up to him from her kneels, Jules dropping a huge wad of ball batter all over her face and into her mouth for swallowing; Skin giving some magnificent post coital head before the camera cut away prematurely.
Summary: Weapons of Ass Destruction 7 by director for was among the best gonzo material I have seen this summer, the trimming of the tease a little and reduction in number of scenes to facilitate a single disc release not impacting the quality of the footage offered up. I found the inclusion of a nice variety of slutty ladies a positive step and their individual approaches to milking a nut using all of their assets, though primarily their asses mind you, to boost the quality to so I rated it as Highly Recommended. Ashley Fires again stood out as being the most extreme of the bunch thanks to her gangbang and Asa Akira was top notch in her performance with Jules and Chris, some spice added in with the other scenes for reasons stated above. In short, Weapons of Ass Destruction 7 was a ball blaster of a movie with superior stroke value, replayability, and the fun factor I so crave, Jules catering to the anal enthusiasts of his extensive fan base better than ever so check it out if this interests you.
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